June 2012
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
i need more blogs to follow! reblog this if you...
ginnyweasley:
I will follow you!
woofuckingjiho:
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
1612th:
in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything...
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
me watching a trailer: omg i saw that gif
me watching an advert: omg i saw that gif
me watching a tv show: omg i saw that gif
me watching an interview: omg i saw that gif
me watching something new: omg i hope someone makes a gif of that soon
Everything here is shippable. Even I'm shippable;...
casexualdeanshomowork:
sclez:
snoopdong:
Imagine if Icelandic bloggers got offended at our keysmashes cause we actually keysmashed their hometown or something
“Ey buddy I’ll have you know Jhbsklfahsdfgehg is the best city in Iceland”
This is legitimately something I think about from time to time.
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Guys I'm going to be off for like 5-6 days .
foxingfaces:
i’m going to my grandparents, at countryside
there’s no wifi
i really need to take a break of everything
i still love you
and i hope you won’t unfollow
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sweet-bitsy:
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Guys I'm going to be off for like 5-6 days .
i’m going to my grandparents, at countryside
there’s no wifi
i really need to take a break of everything
i still love you
and i hope you won’t unfollow
Reblog if you've ever felt ugly, stupid, or...
5boyfriends-1addiction:
Then check your ask box about thirty minutes later.
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kurberry asked: Have you ever been on a date? :)
monica-geller:
IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
nutella-is-mah-life:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
DO IT PLEASE
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For all the fans who haven't read the books!
Madge: But you didn't have to cut me off
Madge: Make out like I never happened and that I was nothing
Madge: And I don't even need that role
Madge: But you don't know who I am and I feel so rough!
Madge: You only had to read that book
Madge: I owned the mockingjay pin and died in fire
Madge: I guess that I don't need me though
Madge: I am just somebody that you don't know!
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steferine:
when people change their urls
and worse
when they change their icons too
“It was the end of the day that we shot the scene in the middle of Thor between...”
– Tom Hiddleston on the proudest moment of his career. (via fyeahhiddles)
i want to punch you in the mouth with my lips
gerard-gay:
there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS
it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT
this is too boring
THIS IS OBNOXIOUS
look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
